A few things I've noticed

 Just a few things I have noticed and thought I would put my twisted sense of humor and thinking to them:

• If you want people to really pay attention to you when you talk and get your point across grab a cup of coffee. It doesn't matter what is on the cup or mug but to really make it work you have to be aware of how you hold the cup. When you start out with your point hold the cup mid torso and as you talk and the suspense grows bring your cup closer to your mouth and when you have ended the tale you will then proceed to take a victory drink of your amazing coffee. You will have a smile on your face leaving people not sure if it's the coffee, the point you just made, or both.

• Never get in the way of someone and thier coffee...ever, you are never prepared to face the wrath of someone that hasn't had their coffee yet.

• Don't try to figure out how someone could not like to drink coffee, it will cause you to try to use your scratch n think buttons (see sentence below) and you will never be able to figure it out, it is officially on the list of unexplainable happenings.

• Every one has a scratch n think button and apparently it is on their head. You will notice this happening when someone is trying to figure something out or try to remember something, when they have trouble they will go for the scratch n think button on top of their head. Sometimes this one doesn't work so they resort to the scratch n think button hidden on their chin. There are times the scratch n think buttons malfunction or just don't help the person, when this happens the person may be seen pacing. When pacing happens, no matter what reason or how serious, the person may choose to pace with hands behind their back, on their hips or in their pockets, it really is a personal preference.

• Every year I get the wrong pair of glasses. I'm going to take them back one year and tell them there is something wrong with them because people can still recognize me and I specifically wanted the Clark Kent/Superman kind of glasses. I'm fairly certain I am the only one that would even remotely find that hilarious.