Ever seen...

It appears I'm on a kick of starting my sentences with 'ever see...' so I figured why not write a post about it. Ever seen someone really searching for something to write about!

It all started when I was at the grocery store last night and I saw an old guy in desperate need of a chill pill, actually he could've also used a good smack in the head too, like Gibbs does to DiNozzo on NCIS. Kind of makes you wish they would invent a chill pill or since so many are in need of it but most are to proud to admit it maybe they could just invent it as a spray and disguise it as an air freshener. Back to the guy though, he really was being a hateful jerk to his wife and talking down to her over things that wasn't in her control. I seriously felt bad for her on so many levels and how sad that man thinks that's how you treat someone and no doubt it makes him feel inferior. I'll happily be called an old maid and stay single forever instead of being in a marriage like that. I know it's not a simple get out of the marriage situation for the women involved and how they got there is many levels deep of a lot of baggage at times. My main point without getting to deep and thought provoking was just that some people seriously need to quit taking life so seriously and just relax and not stress over the things we have no control over, like the cookies that guy wanted being out of stock.

Fast forward to me driving back home when I see my second 'ever seen...' moment. Ever seen a bunch of birds sitting on an electric wire and imagine them having a conversation. Some times I think they may be talking about their close calls with cars that day or if they were lucky enough to make someone feel bad and throw them a french fry at McDonalds. Or maybe they are scoping out the cars in the parking lot and daring each other to go leave a nice little present on the hood or windshield of the car that just came from the car wash. Birds some how know this just like it never fails to rain after you wash your car.

My final 'ever seen..' moment came this morning when I started work and opened my email. Ever seen those people that seem to get great enjoyment out of writing things (in this case) or saying things in a way to make it seem like you don't have enough sense to find your way out of a paper bag. I'm sorry my telepathy senses aren't what they used to be and constantly getting told different things doesn't exactly help. The most shocking of all, I am human and can make mistakes and do wrong....I'll wait while you gasp in shock at this realization......it always irks me when people make it like they are making fun of you because you messed up. I know it's probably not the case but people got to remember when you type an email you got to be a bit more cautious and thoughtful in how you word things. I'm still waiting on the sarcasm font which would help me a great deal. That one was more or less just used to get that off my chest because it was frustrating me.

Now I'm off to find my next 'ever seen...' moment.